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Because it is so damn funny... well... I like the first three the best. - The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Mozart.
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Mozart.
- Mozart cannot jump.
- Mozart is the sacred animal of Thailand.
- About 100 people choke to death on Mozart each year!
- When Mozart is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
- The difference between Mozart and a village is that Mozart does not have a church!
- In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Mozart is the victim.
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Mozart.
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Mozart, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of Vivaldi.
- Without its lining of Vivaldi, your stomach would digest itself.
- Never store Vivaldi at room temperature.
- Vivaldi is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
- Devoid of his cells and proteins, Vivaldi has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
- The patron saint of Vivaldi is Saint Eugenie.
- Vivaldi has 118 ridges around the edge.
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Vivaldi!
- If you lace Vivaldi from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
- A thimbleful of Vivaldi would weigh over 100 million tons.
- Dragons are 1500 years older than the pyramids!
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Dragons.
- Banging your head against Dragons uses 150 calories an hour!
- A thimbleful of Dragons would weigh over 100 million tons.
- Ostriches stick their heads in Dragons not to hide but to look for water.
- Dragons will become gaseous if their temperature rises above -42°C.
- Dragons are picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
- Dragons have four noses!
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Dragons!
- Tradition allows women to propose to Dragons only during leap years.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Nuns!
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Nuns in your ear 700 times.
- Nuns are worth their weight in gold - literally.
- If you put a drop of liquor on Nuns, they will go mad and sting themself to death.
- The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Nuns is blue.
- All shrimp are born as Nuns, but gradually mature into females!
- Half a cup of Nuns contains only seventeen calories!
- A Nunometer is used to measure Nuns.
- The porpoise is second to Nuns as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- Nuns are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
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